June 2010
15 posts
go here instead →
because you know she’d try to get this site shut down.
What I Wore: What I Wore: Beach Baby →
You need to Photoshop your entire face out of pictures. Your adult acne is sad.
What I Wore: What I Wore: 90 in the Shade →
Nice multicolored peasant bag. Was this fashion choice a result of being called out on what an elitist, ignorant bigot you are a day earlier, and needing to prove that you are down with poverty? Lookie! I support poor people by wearing things they made!
You are SO DOWN!
Yeah, everyone gets to a point in their lives where they’re tired of putting up...
– ay yai yai
No, we’re saying that yelling out the window at the underprivileged, ‘eeeewing’...
– Brianna
Her editor and publishing house are going to rue the day they took on this...
– for serious??
Wow I’ve been reading GOMI/RBNS for a long while and never have I felt compelled...
– JMC
I don’t really get her style either – but to be fair, personal style is an...
– partypants
Fuck, I think she’s doing things wrong in the grand scheme of things. I think...
– XX
Um…wasn’t Lenin an active and vocal critic of the government?
Seriously...
– partypants
I’ve read RBNS/GOMI for a long time. I’ve never commented until now. I spend the...
– Quash Quirk
I hate this crowd so fucking much for exactly this sentiment. Nothing is ever...
– catlady
Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in...
– Jean Sibelius (via wreckandsalvage) (via lovepuppy)
Uh… so whaddya want, a fucking monument? By the way:
"Dear Park Slope, Jessica Schroeder Hates You"... →
By partypants
PICTURE OF NOT LOVEPUPPY HERE (sorry I don’t care enough to google another one)
The girl formerly known as “Midwest Jess”, wannabe model/fashion designer/fatty hater Jessica Schroeder, lives in the Park Slope area of Brooklyn. Surrounded by squalor in her depressed ghetto neighborhood in the middle of crack houses and an underground baby selling ring, poor Jess has to...
dear jessica schroeder, you're an asshole. →
this many haters can’t be wrong (100+ strong). pretty sure we’ve confirmed and validated the undeniable fact that you are a humongous asshole. an asshole of epic proportions. not to mention, i’ve seen more personality in a saltine cracker, and more brains in a box of matches.
just know that you cant just delete a post and think that makes the problem of how much of an asshole you are...